some people have sex in the kitchen
i eat in my bed
Have you ever been pissed to the point that you’re shaking and want to throw up..? Because I have and that shit blows.
i will be single forever so feel free to hit on me always
the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
that would make an excellent thesis, if yr into that
sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP
Omg i’ll smile forever
id cry from happiness i think
that last gif will be me in 3 hours
edit: I was dead wrong
ok lets see what happens
OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED