Cloud 9

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

Have you ever been pissed to the point that you’re shaking and want to throw up..? Because I have and that shit blows.

thingswewontremember:

i will be single forever so feel free to hit on me always 

pizzaperty:

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

that would make an excellent thesis, if yr into that

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

takeaatripp:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

I’d cry